my careless contagion

Yes, I know what you're thinking. I'm off my rocker. (Actually, it's a glider.) But whatever. Here we go with another trip down memory lane. And if you don't remember any of this, you are forgiven. I've scoured the far reaches of the internet to bring these shiny trinkets to your attention. As I sit and write, I'm on three different allergy medicines, so my perception of reality is a little skewed. So, sit back and enjoy yourself as we categorically make fun of yesteryear. From bad puns (like Hare Jordan) to bad taste, it's all here. Some of it may make you angrily emote, as this man did , and say, "What the hell is even that?" To that, I say, "Daddy, chill." And enjoy.  Adopt-a-Nerds. It just bothers me this appears grammatically incorrect. Technically, it's not, because the name of the candy is Nerds, but it doesn't look right. Maybe that's the point. And why were they called nerds? Because they were unattractive? I ate a lo...

It's time again for the retro madness! Buckle up and enjoy (0r hide your chagrin)! Strap on your inflatable pants and off we go!  I can't read what that says, but that bear sure has some stiff legs. I hope the flan helps him loosen up. We'll never know if his playmate shares her flan with him, but I'm pretty sure this is going to be a sticky mess regardless.  Okay, I get eating sardines. They're good for you and all, but this could not be a less appetizing image to promote a product that already has image problems. Is this guy in a dimly-lit cave? Is he hiding in the shadows under someone's eaves? Is he a cellar dweller? I don't know, but I hope I never see him and his meal again.  One of the things I noticed about old ads involving cans was how awkward a shape it is to make appealing. It's just a can. Putting it in the ad doesn't help sell the product.  I guarantee this child will not remember that image in a positive light. He's going to burn t...