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Retro advertising, part three (and hopefully the last)

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I couldn't resist. I had to come back to this well and take another drink. If you don't care to come along, skip it and read about celebrity weddings or something. It's probably equally nourishing to the soul. I don’t know if I will post regularly. Just having fun with this space. Onward. The happy meal ad actually says, "If your children aren't happy, return them." Which is so funny, right? Cus we all hate unhappy kids. Sheesh. Have you seen the movie The Founder, which is the true story of the founding of McDonald's? It's one of the saddest things I've ever seen. No number of happy meals could cheer me up after seeing that. But let's not be sad, folks! I'm back writing this tripe again. That's cause for celebration! Let's have some cake! Nothing says "celebration" like cake. And cake should be moist, as we all know. The moister the better. Let's add pudding to make it super moist! Why can't I stop saying moist? I...

Sunshine On My Shoulders

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Oh my. How have I gone this long without mentioning Sunshine On My Shoulders? John Denver, please forgive me.  Since John was known for his conservation efforts, many assume this song is just another ode to the environment. It is not. It is a love song . The key to that is found in  the first verse, which, curiously, comes after the first chorus. Yes, the song starts with the chorus, which isn’t completely unheard of. The song is also very long by today’s radio standards at more than five minutes. (By contrast, a typical punk rock song is about two and a half.) Maybe people had more time to listen to a song about sunshine in 1971 when it was released. I don’t know, but I love this song. The first verse tells the listener what all the fuss is about. Yeah, sunshine is great and makes things grow. So what? “If I had a day that I could give you, I’d give to you a day just like today. If I had a song that I could sing for you, I’d sing to you a song to make you feel this way,” sing...

A prayer of thanks (8 years of sobriety)

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Eight years ago I embarked on a new adventure. It was time to move. I was living in Ohio but learned my ex was pregnant (April 1, actually) while we were visiting my parents in Florida. I wanted to be the best dad I could be. For some reason, God took this heart desire and led me out of Ohio, leaving sinful practices behind.  One of those sins was alcoholism. It was in April eight years ago I quit drinking. I memorialize this fact every year because it was a miracle. Everything God does for us is a miracle, but this was quite a big one. I was mired in self-defeat and suicidal thoughts. I was literally trying to kill myself with drink, though I didn't even understand the reasons why. When I stopped drinking, it opened the door to further obedience, which opened more doors and brought about more miracles. In the years that followed, I became free in many more ways.  It shows you God takes what little we do, what little we give Him, and multiplies it. Give Him a little obedience ...